Yes, this is myself with my dear friend, KoKo the Dog (A Jack Russell)

Yes, this is myself with my dear friend, KoKo the Dog (A Jack Russell)

Sorry for the delay in posts everyone! My new job is pretty hectic, and so have found myself seriously lacking in time available to surf the interwebs for suitably Jesus-like men. *sob!*
Managed to squeeze in some time over the weekend to catch Prometheus, and was blown away by Michael Fassbender’s performance as the android David. Did a little googling and WAHEY!
He’s my favourite Robot Jesus. What do you think?

ps: thanks for all the lovely submissions! Will post them up by this week! Prom prom(etheus)!

Sorry for the delay in posts everyone! My new job is pretty hectic, and so have found myself seriously lacking in time available to surf the interwebs for suitably Jesus-like men. *sob!*

Managed to squeeze in some time over the weekend to catch Prometheus, and was blown away by Michael Fassbender’s performance as the android David. Did a little googling and WAHEY!

He’s my favourite Robot Jesus. What do you think?

ps: thanks for all the lovely submissions! Will post them up by this week! Prom prom(etheus)!

We’ve been featured by URBAN OUTFITTERS!

So I logged on nonchalantly yesterday and found a bunch of new followers. “Hmmm that’s strange,” I thought to myself, also nonchalantly.

Though I did not doubt the sheer magnetic-ism of the hotties featured on this blog (does it feel wrong to call Eddie Vedder a “hottie”?), it pleased me to no end that we got some help from the URBAN OUTFITTERS blog!

Thank you for the vote of confidence in my perversion! Yay for the internet!

Such is the way of the worldYou can never knowJust where to put all your faithAnd how will it growGonna rise upBurning back holes in dark memoriesGonna rise upTurning mistakes into goldSuch is the passage of timeToo fast to foldAnd suddenly swallowed by signsLow and beholdGonna rise upFind my direction magneticallyGonna rise upThrow down my ace in the hole

Eddie Vedder used to be my hero during my teen years. Yup, I was a proud member of Team Pearl Jam in that virtual competition between them and Nirvana. There was a time when i thought Eddie got boring and folksy, until i grew up and started to appreciate the quiet, maturity and spirituality this man brings to music. Watching the Pearl Jam documentary early this year also helped a great deal. 
This is one of my favourite Eddie Vedder songs, and it might be PMS, but this video made me tear. 

Such is the way of the world
You can never know
Just where to put all your faith
And how will it grow

Gonna rise up
Burning back holes in dark memories
Gonna rise up
Turning mistakes into gold

Such is the passage of time
Too fast to fold
And suddenly swallowed by signs
Low and behold

Gonna rise up
Find my direction magnetically
Gonna rise up
Throw down my ace in the hole


Eddie Vedder used to be my hero during my teen years. Yup, I was a proud member of Team Pearl Jam in that virtual competition between them and Nirvana. There was a time when i thought Eddie got boring and folksy, until i grew up and started to appreciate the quiet, maturity and spirituality this man brings to music. Watching the Pearl Jam documentary early this year also helped a great deal. 

This is one of my favourite Eddie Vedder songs, and it might be PMS, but this video made me tear. 

what’s even better than Jesus? i mean, the big JC was already pretty rad, y’know, turning water to wine, making fish + bread x infinity, saving the collective souls of mankind and all that. but here is…
PASTRY CHEF JESUS!
Gontran Cherrier is a delicious pastry chef and consultant from Paris, specialising in… Pain. nowwaitjustaminute… that means “bread” in English.
Pastry Jesus now is a consultant for Tiong Bahru Bakery here in sunny Singapore, and actually visits six times a year. Woohoo! I would totally love to be his flan. Ahem, friend. 
YUMMEH PLUS CAN MAKE ME YUMMY THINGS = WINNER!

what’s even better than Jesus? i mean, the big JC was already pretty rad, y’know, turning water to wine, making fish + bread x infinity, saving the collective souls of mankind and all that. but here is…

PASTRY CHEF JESUS!

Gontran Cherrier is a delicious pastry chef and consultant from Paris, specialising in… Pain. nowwaitjustaminute… that means “bread” in English.

Pastry Jesus now is a consultant for Tiong Bahru Bakery here in sunny Singapore, and actually visits six times a year. Woohoo! I would totally love to be his flan. Ahem, friend. 

YUMMEH PLUS CAN MAKE ME YUMMY THINGS = WINNER!

This is probably the closest to the living version of Jesus we will ever get.
David Mayer de Rothschild is a British adventurer, ecologist, and environmentalist. Just like Jesus was. You know, travelling all over the (Middle Eastern) world preaching, trying to save the world and all that. Not bad eh?
David’s the head of Adventure Ecology, an expedition group that raises awareness about climate change. 
Saving the earth should always look this good. Noms.
The beautiful picture with Mr Jesus Man was taken by the late, great Larry Sultan, for a feature on Mr de Rothschild by Interview Magazine.
Read the entire article here.

This is probably the closest to the living version of Jesus we will ever get.

David Mayer de Rothschild is a British adventurer, ecologist, and environmentalist. Just like Jesus was. You know, travelling all over the (Middle Eastern) world preaching, trying to save the world and all that. Not bad eh?

David’s the head of Adventure Ecology, an expedition group that raises awareness about climate change. 

Saving the earth should always look this good. Noms.

The beautiful picture with Mr Jesus Man was taken by the late, great Larry Sultan, for a feature on Mr de Rothschild by Interview Magazine.

Read the entire article here.


Hello everyone,

Sorry about the silence. have been busy with a career change! Besides that, i actually saw The Jesus & Mary Chain last night. What a coincidence eh?

Today’s post comes by way of user urzb.

This fine specimen of Jesus-ery, is Max Schaff of independent label 4Q Conditioning, based out of Oakland California. Besides looking a lot like Jesus, he could also totally be a sailor.

Ahoy there matey! How about some blessings now?

how about two jesus-lookin’ men?

So what’s the plural of Jesus? Jesii? Jesuses?

All we know is, two Jesii (editors artistic license) are better than one.

Thanks for the submission John! Keep em’ coming Jesus Fans!

This is Bahzad Trinos. One of the co-founders of the Japanese denim label Naked & Famous. He is like a huge denim geek, and believes in spreading the good word of jeans throughout the world. Much like the Denim Jesus in effect.
Check out this video of him (clean-shaven) totally geeking out over denim:

This is Bahzad Trinos. One of the co-founders of the Japanese denim label Naked & Famous. He is like a huge denim geek, and believes in spreading the good word of jeans throughout the world. Much like the Denim Jesus in effect.

Check out this video of him (clean-shaven) totally geeking out over denim:

So it turns out our Sweet Young Jesus is now working on a career as a full-time traveller. His name is Phil Koo (I knew the whole time but was protecting him from potential stalkers (ie: keeping him for myself) (yeah really)), and he spends his time… travelling. haha.

He has sent us some exclusive footage (!!!) of extra “spiritual” shots.

YOU MUST BE CONVERTED!

To read about Phil’s adventures, head over to his blog called Phil Koo: All Over The Map.

PS: If you (or someone you know) happen to be from Discovery/TLC/Nat Geo, etc, please hire him so girls and boys who like Jesus can watch him on repeat.